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Class: Gulpers vs Sippers

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I have no class.
Only people who drink wine have class
and I can't drink wine because
I'm a gulper and not a sipper,
and you can't gulp wine because
it tastes like spoiled vinegar.
But you can gulp beer and iced tea
and even Robitussin
and I do
so I have no class.
I know crap about poetry so I'm not even sure if this is a poem, but I just wrote it and I don't completely loathe it (yet) so I'm posting it. Nyah.
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throe-'s avatar
That is so cool, man.